Do you like Tits In Tops? If you said “yes,” you passed the test: it turns out you’ve got a pulse. It’s hard not to appreciate a nice pair of jugs, no matter who you are. We’re hardwired to see them as a sign of ripeness and fertility, so any straight dude is likely to pop a raging boner. A woman’s appreciation for another’s flawless breasts is perhaps motivated by kinship as well, while the queers just appreciate good symmetry and presentation.

No matter why you enjoy gawking at a lady’s pretty fun-bags, TitsInTops.com has got some good shit to make your morning bus ride a whole lot stickier. Since 2005, the online forum has provided a place for tata fans to share photos and talk about boobies. In case you were wondering, the site title isn’t exactly 100% accurate; they’ve also got a ton of beautiful, busty women posing without their tops. A forum ain’t shit if it doesn’t have any perverts connecting and offering up their collections, but it looks like TitInTops has those in droves. They get thousands of visits each and every day, and today your old pal BestPornSites is among them.

Tits in Tops and Out of Them, Too

Tits In Tops is some classic Internet shit, and not just because they’ve been around so long. They’re also running on a format that really hasn’t changed all that much since the early days of the web. Some of you weren’t even puddles of sperm in your daddy’s nutsack when forums like this first started popping up online—this one’s currently running on XenForo, bulletin board software first released in 2010.

If I was talking about another type of site, that ripe old age would probably be a negative mark. XenForo is still being updated, so TitsInTops.com’s interface is fully compatible with the modern browser, but the basic setup? It’s the same old online forum style you know and love, largely unchanged over the years because it just fucking works. If you’ve ever visited a forum before, you’ll feel right at home. If not, you’ll figure it out in about 30 seconds.

Depending on their focus, some forums break up into dozens of groups with hundreds of subforums on different but related topics. Since TitsInTops is all about the boobies and not much else, they’ve managed to keep the place from sprawling out of control. You’ll find a streamlined set of about a dozen tit-related subforums, plus the usual rules, help, and off-topic chitchat subs you find on any forum. There’s an Asses and Bootys sub, but it’s only got 600 threads. This is clearly a breast man’s paradise.

Before we go any further, I guess it’s worth mentioning that TitsInTops isn’t really worth browsing without registering. Visitors can view any of the threads and use the search function, but you can’t see full-size attachments. Since this whole place exists to share photos, you’re selling yourself really short if you don’t get the full pics. The thumbnails are tiny and automatically cropped into a square.

Registration is free and it only takes a few seconds to fill out the form. You do have to wait for a moderator to approve your account, though. I tried with a fake email account first, because I fucking hate spam, and ended up getting my IP address blacklisted immediately. Oops. That’s why they invented VPNs, I guess.

Social Media Sluts and Their Big Jugs

As with the rest of the web these days, the perverts at Tits In Tops are obsessed with Instagram sluts and OnlyFans freaks. The top subforum is called Tits In Tops and Social Media, and it’s got over 200,000 messages in nearly 10,000 threads. The last post was just a few minutes ago, and I have a feeling they’ll break that 10k mark by the time you read this.

Friends, this place is a fucking goldmine of titty pics. There’s a sticky thread at the very top with nearly 10,000 replies. If you’ve got some random Facebook pics of a chick with a nice rack, but you don’t know her name, this is where it goes. People usually attach multiple images to each post, so you end up with page after page after page of busty thumbnails leading to busty full-size pics.

If you have a problem falling down masturbatory rabbit holes, you may want to schedule the rest of your day off. After spending a few hours perusing the Random Boobies thread and saving a big-ass folder full of favorites, I started cranking it through the rest of TitsInTops.com’s social media board. Even in the middle of the day, there have been half a dozen posts here in the last hour, most of them including pics.

The massive userbase at TitsInTop.com ensures a near-constant flow of fresh boobie photos. Outside of the Social Media area, the last hour has also seen posts in the Busty Amateurs, Free For All, and the Asses and Bootys sections. If you’re tired of beating off to the same Google Image Search strings every day, you’re in for a real fucking treat.

Before I left the social media section, I checked out a few threads devoted to different Instathots and Snapchat sluts. Every thread contains a good selection of pics for a different girl, and some of the collections run pretty deep. I think I feel a few new cybercrushes coming on.

Amateur Girlfriends Coming Out of Their Tops

If you’re a big fan of amateur porn, you already know that online forums can be some of the best sources of fresh new fap fodder. The more exhibitionists, swingers and general perverts who join the party, the more homemade smut you’re going to see. Tits In Tops has thousands of people coming by every day, and it turns out some of them are dropping some mighty fine DIY smut.

Another one of TitsInTops.com’s most popular subforums is called Busty Amateurs, and it’s full of some top-shelf sluts showing off some top-shelf titties. There are well over 100,000 messages, and like other subs on the site, most of them have photos attached.

Personally, I prefer the Girlfriends and Wives area. With only around 32k posts, it’s not as busy as the other amateur board, but the dudes in there are posting homemade photos of their thick wives, big-titted girlfriends and well-endowed exes. Some of these lucky pervs are smashing some prime poon, and they’re gracious enough to give us a peek.

One recurring theme I noticed at TitsInTops was that of full-bodied women. There are skinny girls with amazing tits on the site, sure, but it should come as no surprise to the massive melon fan that they’re often attached to babes with a little extra to hold onto. Some are a little thicc, others are pleasantly plump, and there are more than a few BBWs to shake your dick at. A poll in the General Discussion area got 20 votes from masturbators who prefer lithe beauties, and more than 40 who like ‘em curvy. If your girl is a fatty, the chubby chasers around here might want you to share.

And Some Big Titty Stories, Too

Before I left, I had to take a look at the TitsInTops Big Breast Experiences board, subtitled Real Life and Stories. True to the name, it’s got hundreds of write-ups of boob-related events that either happened or somebody just made up. Either way, they’re titillating tales of tits suitable for your workplace masturbation breaks.

It’s a pretty fucking diverse mix of stories. One dude talks about a little-boob ginger who got turned on when he wasn’t, and some other deviate is begging for stories about busty girls getting bullied by no-tit bitches. There’s a story about a bus-stop wank from a fat chick, another about an taboo auntie with a killer rack, and one thread started by a babe who just dropped in to mention she has huge boobs. It currently has nearly 70 replies.

It’s pretty fucking difficult to find anything to complain about at TitsInTop. The only downside seems to be the mandatory registration to view the full-size images, but that’s pretty much standard on any forum. In exchange for giving them an email address, you get access to an endlessly growing, user-contributed stash of big-boob photos. If you’re into busty social media chicks and big-titted amateurs, you’re going to end up wasting a ton of time on this site.